Pick your looks, then upload one photo.

Your pet crowned in ermine and jewels, painted like Renaissance royalty.

Your pet in full dress uniform — gold braid, epaulettes and medals earned.

Your pet in black tie and top hat, painted as a proper Victorian gentleman.

Your pet in deerstalker and cape, on the trail through a foggy gas-lit street.

Your girl as a Tudor queen — jewelled bodice, pearls and a French hood.

Rococo excess — powdered wig, pastel silk and a room full of gilt.

An enormous lace ruff, blackwork embroidery and a very level stare.

Edwardian elegance — high lace collar and ropes of pearls.

First season at the ball — pastel tulle, a fan and a ballroom glow.

Emerald silk, gold thread and heavy Old Master drapery.

Russian imperial — a jewelled kokoshnik and sable-trimmed velvet.

Soft focus, blush tulle and roses — the dreamiest one on the wall.

Black lace, jet beads and a mourning brooch. Beautifully grim.

Velvet, ostrich feathers and a box seat at the opera.

Crown, orb and sceptre — the full weight of the throne.

Nelson-era navy blue, gold epaulettes and a sea behind him.

Braided pelisse, fur trim and cavalry swagger.

Henry VIII energy — fur-collared doublet and a feathered cap.

Tweed, a monocle and a glass of champagne. Insufferably charming.

Tartan, a silver brooch and a Scottish moor behind him.

Bicorne hat, brass telescope and weather coming in.

Polished plate and a heraldic surcoat. Ready for anything.

Scarlet silk and quiet, absolute authority.

Bicorne, laurel and empire. Small dog, enormous ambition.